spangefucker:

when someone asks u for help on something ur good at

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Reblog if you are a Jesus-loving Castle fan!! I want to see how big the body of Christ is in our fandom :)

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lordkirk:

i was pulling up to a gas station and mumford came on the radio so i started blasting it in my car and all the people can hear with my doors closed is just the base and theyre looking at me like “wtf inappropriate rap song is that girl listening to” and i open my car door and out comes the sound of a really aggressive banjo solo

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wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

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stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

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overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me

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matzoballer:

judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop

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forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

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